January 2012
1 post
“The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone...”
– George Carlin
November 2011
1 post
October 2011
4 posts
My bro and I are both engaged and have dates in December.
We walked in to a jewelry shop to get our fingers sized for wedding rings.
Lady: “Buying something for your girlfriends?”
Me: “Actually we’re getting married!”
(several seconds later)
Me: But not to each other.
September 2011
1 post
August 2011
5 posts
I wuvs you dudes.
U mad bro?
Just thought I’d ask … cuz you’re lookin a little mad there. Im here if you need me. Lemme know. Cool.
July 2011
5 posts
Just finished Battlestar Galactica.
What TV show should I watch next?
TB: Welcome to Taco Bell, how are you?
Dan: I'm doing great!
TB: Are you ready to order?
Dan: Not quite.
TB: How about now?
Dan: Hang on.
TB: Allright, well hurry up.
Well, Prey 2 Suddenly Looks Amazing(via @Kotaku) →
Until today, I could never see the point in a sequel to Prey, a game with a few neat ideas but nothing apart from assholes on the wall to really help it stand out.
June 2011
13 posts
1 tag
Is that skunk poo? Or the iPhone Tumblr app?
2 tags
Left Tumblr for 2 weeks and gained 200 followers....
Awesome, but rude.
And I’m up while the dawn is breaking
Even though my heart is aching
I should be drinking a toast to absent friends
Instead of these comedians
— Elvis Costello, “The Comedians”
I'd be a lot more active on Tumblr if it had a...
That awkward moment when you realize you’re still at work.
May 2011
18 posts
“Don’t be afraid to be a fool. Remember, you cannot be both young and wise....”
– Stephen Colbert
1 tag
ILLUSTRATOR WANTED.
I’m looking for an affordable artist for a fantasy board/card game that I’m preparing to publish. I need 90 card illustrations and a 10x10 board. I’m handling all graphic design but I need images. If you’re interested or know another 2D artist who wants to get out there, message me!
